Parenthood? Oh now I get it....

I think I may have figured out this whole parenting thing. Basically, as parents, we are in charge of our kids heads and brains from being damaged. Let me break it down for you....
When they are still in the womb, we worry about their head facing in the right direction when they are ready to be born.
When they are newborns until 3 months, we make sure their heads don't flop around when they can't hold them up themselves.
When they are old enough to crawl, we try to keep them from bumping their heads into walls, furniture, the coffee table.
And then, of course, when they started to stand and walk, we need to keep them from head-butting things, falling down the stairs, falling head-first off the couch....

I need a nap just thinking about this....